Working the eye

My eye is red,very red... The swelling is not so bad now, it just looks as if I'm trying to look slightly mysterious and sexy...constantly! I'm thinking of bringing the eye patch back for tonights visit at Wallmans. A bit of fancy dress is always a winner in my eyes, or eye at the moment (I'm soooo funny).

For you who wonder how red my eye actually is I've included a pic where I'm desperately trying to work the eye to my advantage... I might have to drink a few glasses of wine tonight in order to get the healthy eye to match my disabled one.